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My name is Austin. I blog cats, anything i find funny, Doctor Who and some times at night it turns into erotic gifs and pictures for reasons that will not be named. I absolutely adore poetry, I live in Seattle, WA. If you want to know more feel free to ask me anything.

April 24, 2014 at 6:28pm
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4:37pm
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eatcleanmakechanges:

se-ren-d-ipi-ty:

Read the second part.
Again.
And again.

THIS. THIS THIS THIS!!!!!

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2:47pm
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safeguards:

when i’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:

image

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12:55pm
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scottthepilgrim:

lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

how do you fit that many birds in your goddamn jacket

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11:05am
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awwww-cute:

They see me rollin’

awwww-cute:

They see me rollin’

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April 23, 2014 at 8:29pm
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neos109:

If heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied

Illuminate the “no”s on there vacancy signs

If there’s no one beside you when your soul embarks

Then I’ll follow you into the dark

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4:37pm
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thegrayfox:

alright

thegrayfox:

alright

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9:14am
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puddingtastic:

mishyz:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

Holy shit that’s awesome.

I want to


Wish I could fit my fat ass in a kid’s pool.

Yes please ☺️❤️❤️

puddingtastic:

mishyz:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

Holy shit that’s awesome.

I want to

Wish I could fit my fat ass in a kid’s pool.

Yes please ☺️❤️❤️

7:23am
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octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

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5:32am
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jncera:

image

Ocelot

image

Ocelittle

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3:41am
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friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.
HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.

HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

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1:51am
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April 22, 2014 at 10:09pm
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wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

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10:01pm
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bunnyfood:

LOOK AT THIS CAT

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9:57pm
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weaboosie:

vinebox:

We all have that one awkward couple at school

LMAO

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