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My name is Austin. I blog cats, anything i find funny, Doctor Who and some times at night it turns into erotic gifs and pictures for reasons that will not be named. I absolutely adore poetry, I live in Seattle, WA. If you want to know more feel free to ask me anything.

August 28, 2014 at 4:37pm
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Reblogged from starkactual

youraveragebadass:

How Ironman 3 Should have ended

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2:46pm
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elige:

antigovernmentextremist:

This. Literally the first thing you learn when you begin to handle a gun is to only point the gun at something you are willing to shoot.

😓

(Source: sandandglass, via catashley)

12:55pm
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andisaysthings:

Hmmmm… Now who could’ve done this???

andisaysthings:

Hmmmm… Now who could’ve done this???

(via catashley)

12:10pm
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Reblogged from tylerknott
tylerknott:

Typewriter Series #884 by Tyler Knott Gregson
*Pre-Order my book, Chasers of the Light, and donate $2 to @TWLOHA and get a free book plate signed by me :)  Click the link in my bio, or go here:  tylerknott.com/chasers*
Text for Tired Eyes:
Take care of yourself. It’s up to you to keep your heartbeating and your lungs filling and your legs running longpast when you should have found your way to shuffling offthis mortal coil and starting fresh.  Greet Death runningand jumping and dancing with her, throwing kisses like promiseswhile she waits to carry you away.  Don’t make her bend or scoopor hoist or strain her delicate hands under the weight of yourtired soul.  Meet her with a smile that only old age can create.Love.  Promise me that you will love.  It will shake your skinand rattle your bones and the sheer volume of butterflies insidewill threaten to lift your stomach to your throat.  Love.  Don’t think of the why or the how of the what if and just love.  When youthink, if only for a moment, that you’re loving enough, you aren’t.Love until your eyes are cried dry and your arms shake fromsqueezing so tight.  Love because you cannot not love andbecause it finishes all of the pieces in you that would otherwisestay that way.  Love because it’s the answer to the questionyou’ll start asking one day.  It’s the answer to all the questionsyou’ll ever ask and the reason you are here, wherever here may be.

tylerknott:

Typewriter Series #884 by Tyler Knott Gregson

*Pre-Order my book, Chasers of the Light, and donate $2 to @TWLOHA and get a free book plate signed by me :)  Click the link in my bio, or go here:  tylerknott.com/chasers*

Text for Tired Eyes:

Take care of yourself. It’s up to you to keep your heart
beating and your lungs filling and your legs running long
past when you should have found your way to shuffling off
this mortal coil and starting fresh.  Greet Death running
and jumping and dancing with her, throwing kisses like promises
while she waits to carry you away.  Don’t make her bend or scoop
or hoist or strain her delicate hands under the weight of your
tired soul.  Meet her with a smile that only old age can create.

Love.  Promise me that you will love.  It will shake your skin
and rattle your bones and the sheer volume of butterflies inside
will threaten to lift your stomach to your throat.  Love.  Don’t 
think of the why or the how of the what if and just love.  When you
think, if only for a moment, that you’re loving enough, you aren’t.
Love until your eyes are cried dry and your arms shake from
squeezing so tight.  Love because you cannot not love and
because it finishes all of the pieces in you that would otherwise
stay that way.  Love because it’s the answer to the question
you’ll start asking one day.  It’s the answer to all the questions
you’ll ever ask and the reason you are here, wherever here may be.

11:04am
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Reblogged from mrssaberhagen

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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(Source: mrssaberhagen, via catashley)

9:14am
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mstrkrftz:

Mille, the Norwegian Forest Cat | Jane Bjerkli

(via catashley)

7:23am
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teded:

teded:

When a dog hears a yawn, there’s a chance it’ll also contagiously yawn (especially if the yawner is someone they know)!
From the TED-Ed Lesson Why is yawning contagious? - Claudia Aguirre
Animation by TED-Ed

Happy National Dog Day!

teded:

teded:

When a dog hears a yawn, there’s a chance it’ll also contagiously yawn (especially if the yawner is someone they know)!

From the TED-Ed Lesson Why is yawning contagious? - Claudia Aguirre

Animation by TED-Ed

Happy National Dog Day!

5:32am
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dj-master-d:

Awkward as fuck

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3:42am
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earthlynation:

(via 500px / Stretch by Glen Unsworth)

earthlynation:

(via 500px / Stretch by Glen Unsworth)

(via blood-bool)

1:51am
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Reblogged from celebrate--the--irony

i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart)i am never without it(anywhere
i go you go,my dear;and whatever is done
by only me is your doing,my darling)
i fear
no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want
no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)
and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows
higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)

— E.E. Cummings (via infinitely-wondering)

(Source: celebrate--the--irony, via blood-bool)

August 27, 2014 at 10:09pm
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Reblogged from we-got-dods-here
revengeofthemudbutt:

we-got-dods-here:

I may have almost pissed myself laughing at this just now

HOLY SHIT MY SIDES ARE ERUPTING.

revengeofthemudbutt:

we-got-dods-here:

I may have almost pissed myself laughing at this just now

HOLY SHIT MY SIDES ARE ERUPTING.

(via blood-bool)

8:18pm
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Seven week old puppies playing with mommy.

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6:28pm
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addelburgh:

farewell

addelburgh:

farewell

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4:37pm
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Reblogged from mourningmelody

I’ve been hurt so bad and I still love so hard. I admire my heart for that.

— Alexandra Elle, Words from a Wanderer (via silentious)

(Source: mourningmelody, via all-i-wanted-was-a-happy-ending)

2:46pm
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Reblogged from plantstho

plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

(via alcoholic-felines)